Um, I'll take both please...
Screencaps courtesy of shadow at the Reporter Caps forum.
Here are some of the steps, via Huffington Post:
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I'll bet that Kathie Lee Gifford already knows how to suck and lick a man's cock and balls like no other woman on the planet. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she were passing on all of her cock sucking secrets to Hoda Kotb to use on her hot dates. They were both all giggles when they were looking through the "New Joy of Sex" book while interviewing the author. I'll bet they were both looking a a picture of a woman with a man's cock in her mouth and getting all hot and horny together.
ReplyDeleteshouldn't the book be called "how to love like an average chick."? Those women look like low-payed streetwalkers. not hot at all!
ReplyDeleteThe verdict is IN: ALL FOUR (Kotb, Lee Gifford and the two guests) ARE ALL CHEAP, TRASHY, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING WHORES with extreme low self-esteem issues! This is my highly qualified opinion as someone who is a great reader of character and personality. First of all, because the network they're on (NBC) is a treasonous, Obama ass-kissing network of socialism, it's no wonder that what they're espousing on said segment is something totally depraved, such as this book of theirs which actually encourages women to be needy and desperate to "get some" from men before they gain even a shred of self-confidence. FNC would espouse a book that would actually BUILD the self-esteem of women by emphasizing their personality or brain, not their libido! But what can you expect from a socially liberal network in NBC?!
ReplyDeleteMy outrage against these four sluts is sooooo through-the-roof that I bet all men (unless you're gay, or something) reading this will concur with me! Furthermore, because of my outrage, I feel like penalizing these four women with rough sex because they dress like sluts, hawk a book that encourages women to be sluts, and talk like sluts. So...logically as a man, I'm going to treat them as sluts.
I bet all men reading this (unless they're fags, of course), feel compelled to proceed this way with these four:
First, barge in on their interview and start fondling all four of them; it doesn't matter where or how (ass, tits, etc.) or whether individually or simultaneously. Two, once you have a boner from all the non-stop, aggressive fondling, pull out your dick and insert it into the mouths of all four women who will, by then, be on their knees in a begging fashion, just waiting to service you. Three, aggressively insert penis from one mouth to the next in rapid succession, taking care to simultaneously hold the backs of their heads against your cock to ensure a suck-and-tug motion. Four, make one woman suck your testicles while another still continues fellating your cock; the other two will be made to aggressively french-kiss and fondle each other's tits just off to the side, so you can be visually stimulated, too. Five, just before ejaculating, pull out of the woman's mouth and make sure to ejaculate on the HAIR of all FOUR OF THEM; this will be your contribution to sadomasochism as it will take a while for them to get your cum out of their long hair.
See, how dirty and perverted that was, but that was the fantasy that I'm betting these four liberal sluts compel men to think about! Ewwwwwww!
You are such a fucking faggot, go jump off the roof you fucking plague! We don't need stupid fucks like you in this world or on this blog. If you're so conservative then why the fuck do you always link your posts with a "liberal" site. I am seriously done with this site, if this fag keeps posting his ridiculous comments.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind seeing all four of those women in a naked, sweating, oiled-up pile of writhing female flesh. I'll bet good old Kathie Lee could make all three of those other women cum like screaming banshees and then go home and fuck Frank's brains out for hours. I'd love to empty a tube of KY jelly into Kathie Lee's ass and then proceed to stick my cock up her ass and fuck her for hours.
ReplyDeleteThose two young beauties can swallow my loads anytime, the two old has beens can get lost.
ReplyDeleteJodi Lipper and Cerina Vincent are definitely two hot women! They look really sexy in these pictures in dark low cut dresses, black skirt, hose, and boots. I love their long beautiful dark hair and big breasts.
ReplyDeleteYeah, give those two bitches some dough and they'll do anybody.
ReplyDeleteCerina Vincent was on Gary Unmarried this week, and she looked amazing. She looked impossibly hot.
ReplyDeleteHoda and kathie Lee are now together on Facebook and they already have over 13,000 friends signed up. Hoda said she wanted to keep all of the post decent, while Kathie Lee said with a nauhty, sexy smile on her face to send all of the nasty (as in raunchy?) ones to her.
ReplyDeleteIn my opinion, Kathie Lee Gifford could teach all three of those women a thing or two about sex. I'd love to hear some of Kathie Lee and Hoda's conversations when they are off the air. I wonder if they tell each other about their hot and sticky sexual adventures on the weekend.
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