Monday, April 20, 2009

Welcome to Cougarland with Katie Couric

According to the NY Post, CBS primetime news babe Katie Couric is one of New York City's top 10 cougars on the prowl:
It's a jungle out there. And a certain breed of Manhattan woman is loving every minute of it.

Don't lust for Katie, she'll lust for you,
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Credit Tip: Red Eye of Reporter Caps; Screencaps courtesy of mjw and century at the Reporter Caps forum.

26 comments:

  1. that photo is old. she looks terrible these days.

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  2. I am not impressed.

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  3. Excuse me, you're standing on my penis.

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  4. Old ugly piece of crap. Camille Paglia called her the dumbest anchor on all of TV. Sounds about right.

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  5. I think that Katie is HOT! I'd love to see her on a sex tape lying on her back completely naked with her bare feet sticking up in the air and screaming like a banshee while she is getting her brains fucked out.

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  6. Katie, I want your sex mouth rapped around my stiff cock just one time.

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  7. If Katie is a "cougar" then I'm John C. Holmes.

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  8. Get real anchorman, PLEASE!!

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  9. only way she look good is with a cock down her esophogus

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  10. I want to cum all over Katie's cute chipmunk cheeks.

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  11. What the fuck is this beast doing on here? Since when was this old had hot? 1920? Give me a break!!!! Looking at her picture reminds me of the dog shit that I like on my ice cream. Wait... oops.

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  12. Even her $7500.00 per week personal trainer can't help flab and flatulence.

    One repulsive woman (even before she opens her pie hole)

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  13. she needs to do another uncensored on air live colonoscopy. then have her pussy fisted.

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  14. BBBBBBBAAAAAAAARRRRRFFFFFFFF damn she is FUGLY

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  15. Katie should rip open her blouse during the evening news and show us her funbags. They're large enough that she could suck her own nipples.

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  16. Hey, KATIE, better move ovah bitch, because not only do I have the man who runs CBS, I have his kid on the way! I'll be FUCKING running all of this shit in a few years. Do you think I had all these plastic surgeries and fucked that old man (I swear I'm just kidding, Les, sweetie!) just for YOU to have the prime slot at CBS news, you overrated craddle robbing beeeyotch! I"m coming for your spot you skank! Oh, and Maggie, listen here bitch, you will be cleaning bed pans before I ever step aside from the Early Show so your troll-like lesbian haircut ass can replace me as Queen. Harry, better have those flowers ready when you're kissing my beautiful asian ass tommorrow!

    Love you all, toodles!

    Julie C. :)

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  17. To all my blogging friends at anchorbabes.blogspot.com. You TOO can have a hot, young, sexy Asian trophy wife. I was banging this hot piece of ass while I was doing my first wife. All you guys need is a hell of a lot of money, power and many of these women will slurp, suck and fuck to be on the air. Julie, baby, I never mind your jokes, I was just joking when Christina Park was sitting on my lap last week too! See what I did there bitch, I made a little funny too! Watch your tongue and I'll keep the lovely Christina off of my lap...maybe. Gotta run, getting up early to watch JC and take a swim in my fucking money! Hi farts and turds guy, Big Les here love farts and turds, he drops some big stinky ones himself! They smell like shitty Tiffany network money-turds!!!

    Les M.

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  18. "she needs to do another uncensored on air live colonoscopy. then have her pussy fisted."

    I don't think she would go for an on-air fisting, but in the interest of medical science if we all emailed her to do a pap smear/cervical cancer check live on the CBS Evening News??????

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  19. "Katie should rip open her blouse during the evening news..."

    You know, you might be on to something. If she wore tight blouses on-air (NO jackets) with bras that allowed her nipples to poke through (if the studio air conditioning was turned down to..oh...say 55 degrees) and unbuttoned to show some great cleavage...she would tear Brian Williams a new asshole in the ratings. Of course no one would be listening to what she is saying (like now) but having everyone TUNED to CBS would be what counts.

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  20. Cougar/not Cougar? Doesn't matter to me. Put her on her knees, wearing a blindfold, hands tied behind her back, mouth open and ready.
    Who cares about her being a cougar THEN? I can always close MY eyes and think of Ali Lohan, right?

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  21. Previous Commentator:

    Hell yeah!

    Let's throw Gretchen in on that game too!

    Bend that bitch over!

    BobHodgesom@yahoo.com

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  22. god i hope julie chen is not having her grandfather's kid.

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  23. She looks like a fuckin ugly ass old bitch. If you think she is hot you must like to eat Snickers candy bars.

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  24. I don't care what negative comments are made about Katie Couric. She is HOT! Take her clothes off and put her in bed on her back with her legs spread open, and, there are not many men who wouldn't jump on her for the ride of their lives.

    I get the impression that she is more than a little kinky and wild in bed. There are stories about her being heard moaning and squealing from her hotel room and sticking her tongue down her boyfriend's throat in a crowded restaurant( not to mention her getting off watching the steamy sex scenes on Sex and the City.) I just want to slid my tongue up and down her wet, shaved slit until she cums like the slut I hope she is.

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  25. not pretty at all.

    i want to vomit.

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  26. I did just vomit all over my fucking computer screen because of this old ass bitch katie couric. What a waste of time. She is a worthless whore cuntbag.

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