Thursday, January 22, 2009

Meredith Viera and Conan O'Brien Lock Lips

From last night on Conan O'Brien, NBC news babe Meredith Viera with the very sexy legs. Conan looks like he's hoping for a kiss, then gets one. Conan is such a turd, I look forward to seeing him 1 hour earlier, or not.

I think we should kiss,
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Screencaps courtesy of modelhunter at the Wide World of Women forum.

14 comments:

BitchMaker said...

Anchor Man is definitely queer or suffering from out-of-control libido like a half-crazed, inbred dog-in-heat, or something! Callying the ugly douchebag Viera a "babe" is such a stretch of the truth that it's like calling Barry Hussein Obama experienced, patriotic, or principled, hahahaha.

But...since we're on Viera, I must say that she's a prime example of my thesis that liberal women (un-American trash) at liberal networks like NBC (traitor networks) are unattractive dogs! Seriously, when's the last time you saw a dog on FNC? Only NEVER! Viera is such an ugly hag that her own husband must not want to touch her, and, at that, with a ten-footlong pole! Incidentally, fuck that phony, liberal (read: traitor) Catholic in Conan O'Dumbass for kissing Viera on his show, even if only in jest. This liberal, fake Catholic is practicing infidelity and is a red-haired jackass who's most definitely NOT funny, merely a retarded and immature child in a man's body.

Still, Viera inspires these lustful fantasies in most non-gay men, I'm betting:

Approach Viera with one's dick already exposed and pretty hard (though not fully) from a pre-Meredith wanking session. Next, make Viera get on her knees in quick fashion and proceed to get her to suck off one's (hopefully by then) rock-hard cock. Ensure she's really sucking off well by taking both hands and forcibly using them to keep ramming Viera's mouth onto one's dick. After Viera gets you off, most men (if you're gentlemen) would want to provide a napkin so she can wipe the jizz off her 60-year-old face. Next, proceed to pick up Viera's old, worn-out body by her ass so that she can wrap her granny-looking legs around one's body while one inserts his dick into her probably pretty tight, too-small cunt. There, pump her pussy hard with all the fury of a little teenager getting "some" the first time. Ignore Viera when she screams, "Oooooh, you're gonna' make me cum!" Keep pumping her pussy while one's hands aggressively dig into her ass as one's lifting her up and she has her granny-legs wrapped around one's body. Before one ejaculates, dismissively let Viera drop (but not too roughly), and proceed to lick her asshole (which by now will probably have lots of shit around it because old women like Viera can't control their bowels during intense fucks). Then, with Viera-shit on one's mouth, proceed to smother Viera by pressing one's balls on her face until one's whole nutsack covers it. Finally, get Viera pregnant by ejaculating inside of her. After she can get an abortion because Barry Hussein Obama is pro-choice! What a sweet deal, huh?

It's gross that the above sentiments are directly inspired in some men because of the sluttiness of Viera. Ewwwww.

Anonymous said...

BM, like you need to chill!

Anonymous said...

Wish she would kiss me.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry...BM's just an angry conservative that has witnessed the downfall of the neo-conservative movement. You can't blame him for lashing out. After all, sour grapes make a bitter whine.

Chadwick Sisson said...

I'm already praying for him. He's neat. But then again I am very impressionable.

Richard E. Thurfield Jr. said...

Meredith Vieira reminds me of my mother.

chadwick Sisson said...

I remember your mom. Sorry about what happened with her gardening gloves, I couldn't resist.

Anonymous said...

Meredith Vieira is hot, look at those legs. Case closed.

Anonymous said...

I would tear that old bag of bones apart. Yes, MV is old, but she has some nice legs and is not too bad on the eyes. What the heck, even old dogs like her need a bone.

Chadwick Sisson said...

Oh you guys are freaks! I wonder what kind of gloves she wears?

Rich Thurfield said...

Meredith Vieira is old enough to be my mother. It is very wrong for people to make sexual comments about mothers. Mothers are sacred. Young men should marry young women.

Anonymous said...

Rich Thurfield, you have got to be fucking kidding man. Are you a nerd virgin or what lol

Have you ever heard the term Cougar.

If Meredith Viera dropped her panties in front of you than you would be all over her and you know it.

As long as she doesn't look or act like your mom than it is ok.

Older women are great in the sack since they don't have pussies that smell and they give one hell of a blow job and I am speaking from experience.

rootvg said...

Meredith Viera looks incredible for her age. She isn't Jenna Lee. She isn't supposed to be. She would never want to be.

Anonymous said...

She's not too old. I can think of two older I'd drop in a heart beat: Susan Lucci and Diane Sawyer.

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