Saturday, February 7, 2009

A Sexy Trifecta With Kathie Lee Gifford, Hoda Kotb and Andie MacDowell

From this morning's Today Show, Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb get nekid, well kind of. Also, KLG and Hoda interview a sexy Andie MacDowell who is going red for women. I used to have a major crush on Andie, Groundhog Day is one of my all time faves. Anyways, enjoy...

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A nice side view of Andie's hoobs,
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Screencaps courtesy of slashasterisk at the Reporter Caps forum.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now is the time for all you sick fucks who like Kathy Lee Gifford because she reminds you of your mom's to make a comment. : )

Don't get me wrong, Anchorman has done a great job in finding these photos. But, some of you commentors have some thing going on for your own moms.

LibshaveSmallPenises said...

Uh-oh! Anchor Man’s homosexual, sodomite proclivities are showing yet again! Another post of adolescent infatuation with Gifford (400 years old) and Kotb (383 years old)??! Dagnabbit! By the way, what’s with this Egyptian-sounding Hoda Kotb, huh? Is her name on the No Fly List? Because with a name like that, I sure hope the government is watching her extra close for terrorism reasons, you know. And it’s not because she has an Egyptian name that makes her a terror threat…it’s the fact she works for the Obama-ass-kissers at NBC!

Immediately, one can tell that because these old grannies don’t work for FNC, they are very haggard and unattractive-looking. They have sagging skin, nothing but wrinkles on their faces, and look like over-the-hill, very MATURE whores, to boot! If they worked for FNC, they would automatically regenerate into the most voluptuous and young-looking foxes; this is proven by the fact that even old farts on FNC (like Patti Ann Browne) look smashing for their granny ages.

But…Gifford and Kotb will invite all kinds of perverted lust from men because of the typical, liberal, whorish ways in which they present themselves on TV. Just look at that traditional color of streetwalkers that they so lovingly embrace: red. With that in mind, most men (unless they’re packing fudge) would think of doing this to them because both of these gals invite it with their whorish on-screen appearance:

Most non-gay men (immediately excludes liberals and progressives since they’re girlie-men) would want to barge in on the set while McDowell is being interviewed and just throw her out of the way. They’d then pull their pants down right in front of Gifford and Kotb and start masturbating in front of them (again, libs have smaller dicks than even Orientals, so this is only recommended if libs have no shame). When hard enough, I bet most men would then jump up on Kotb’s and Gifford’s chairs so that they are standing with their erect member right in front of Kotb’s and Gifford’s faces. In this position, most men would start furiously jerking off on their dicks until they’re shooting their load as fast as machine gun fire on both Kotb’s and Gifford’s faces. Then, I bet most men would want to leave said cum on the two old women’s faces and immediately proceed to taking turns eating both of their asses clean and dry, to the point that Kotb and Gifford would’ve no shit left in their bowels. With fresh shit still on their mouths, I bet most men would then proceed to deliciously french-kiss both Kotb and Gifford in succession, ensuring that the cum still on their faces would neatly mingle with the shit on the men’s mouths that came from them eating out Gifford’s and Kotb’s asses. With that pleasant mixture of shit and cum all over their faces, Kotb and Gifford would be instructed by, I’m betting, most men to pull up their dresses in order to masturbate until they were experiencing the most aggressive, uncontrollable female orgasms you could imagine. I’m talking about the ones where women are shooting their vaginal discharges several feet and then writhing in a pain-pleasure feeling as their muscles around their vaginas involuntarily twitch from all the masturbation. At this point, I’m betting that most heterosexual men would want to be ready with mouths wide open to catch and then swallow this female discharge from Kotb and Gifford. In conclusion, most men if they’re gentlemen would want to leave a tip of one dollar for Kotb and 50 cents for Gifford.

Anonymous said...

i love to watch bothof them get it on together

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the fake nude photo of Kathie Lee and Hoda that were shown on the fourth hour of Friday's "Today" show. It was part of their tribute to world Nude Day. This photo, even though it is a fake, is prof that both of these women should take up "Playboy" on it's invitation to have both of them pose nude together for real. Hoda appeared shocked when she first saw this picture on the TV screen, but soon started giggling and laughing. Kathie Lee "Horny MILF" Gifford on the other hand went absolutely wild Laughing and squealing and applauding and saying, "Yeah baby. I love it!!!" I'LL bet she was all wet and tingling between her legs with all of the guys in the studio seeing her naked (even though it was a fake.) I'll bet that she would just love to get totally naked for real in front of all of those guys.

Anonymous said...

I would love to see Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb get naked for real on the Today show and start licking each other's nude bodies from head to toe. The should then take turns spreading each other's ass cheeks on camera to expose their pink, puckered assholes to America and then eat each other out right in front of the stage crew and television audience.

Anonymous said...

Kathie Lee Giffor has an 80 year old womans body. Her body is skinny but, it is also saggy from shoulder to calve. You guys who find this old bitch attractive are some sick fucks who like fucking donkies on saturdays. ha ha

Anonymous said...

If they ever did spread each other's butt cheeks as the guy posted above, the biggest question in my mind every time I see the two of them would be answered....

Whose ancient worn out meat flaps and/or horrific hemorrhoids hang lowest ????

Anonymous said...

In my opinion, anyone who doesn't find a well preserved Milf lke Kathie Lee or Hoda attractive doesn't know what he is talking about. Unlike many of the twenty and thirty-something clueless bitches on this site, these women have "Been there and done that...", so, any guy will have to know what he's doing to ring their bells and make them cum.

Anonymous said...

There are hot women above 40 years old who have tight bodies. For example Nicole Kidman or Halle Berry. Kathie Lee and that other news chick need to take there asses to the gym. I'm sorry but, fucking a woman who is sagging is fucking discusting. Some of you guys really need to get a pair of glasses or some higher standards.

Now excuse me while I go throw up.

Anonymous said...

Previous Commentator..

Agreed!

Imagine bending Hoda over a table...

BobHodgesom@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Nicole Kidman is a Botoxed, emaciated, tiny tittied, seven ft. tall bimbo. At least Kathie Lee has a shape with some actual curves like a real woman instead of an overgrown twelve year old boy like Nicole.

Anonymous said...

If I had thrown back a dozen tequila shots I would probably fuck Kathie Lee in the ass just for fun. I wouldn't touch Hoda with your dick no matter how drunk I was. I might let Hoda clean my asshole like a cat with her tongue as long as I didn't have to look at her face.

Anonymous said...

Hoda is nasty. She might have a cock.

Anonymous said...

I think you are right, Hoda has a cock and fucks Kathie Lee in the ass with it. That's how she got her job.

Anonymous said...

i think hoda and kathie lee should put on a couple of strap-ons and then dp andie macdowell

Anonymous said...

Anybody who finds Hoda sexy is fucked in the head or MadMac from WWOW. She's looks like a fucking grandma and has a busted face. Once again, just because a woman is on TV does not automatically make her hot. Get a clue sickos!

Anonymous said...

i must be crazy because i would do all three of them over and over.

Anonymous said...

I think Hoda should have to eat my bunghole after a night of budweiser and chili.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who would fuck Hoda must be blind or desperate for a piece of ass. She is nasty. Just have her down a shotglass full of your jizz and move on.

Anonymous said...

Anchorman, please no more photos of Hoda unless she is eating Kathie Lee's asshole.

Anonymous said...

Hoda's pussy probably stinks like a garbage dump on a hot day. The only thing I'd want to see is NYFD turn a hose on her twat and clean it up.

Anonymous said...

Hoda needs to come clean and just whip out her cock and tell Kathie Lee to suck it.

Anonymous said...

I would like Kathie Lee to spit watermelon seeds at Hoda's spread asshole as part of their next segment. Hoda can then squat over Kathie Lee's face and ass-squirt them into her mouth. For the finale, Regis makes a special guest appearance and fucks Hoda in the ass as Kathie Lee spits the seeds back into Hoda's mouth.
TA-DA!!!! Ratings gold.

Anonymous said...

Now that is some funny shit.

Anonymous said...

Yes that is funny but I'd pay to see it. I think Hoda is fucking ugly but I'd like to have Kathie Lee suck my dick.

Anonymous said...

Sexy??? They are both pigs. They should root around in eachothers ass like pigs.

Anonymous said...

Hoda is damn ugly. She can give me a rimjob so I don't have to look at her face. I'll pound Kathie Lee's pussy even though I think those meat curtains might be nasty.

Anonymous said...

Would anyone like to see Hoda naked on her back with her legs pulled back behind her ears and her floppy meat curtains up in the air? Would anyone like to see Kathie Lee drinking martinis and spitting the olive pits at her snatch? If so contact Today show and let them know you are behind this idea.

Anonymous said...

Yes, this would make the Today show far more interesting than it is right now.

Anonymous said...

Would anyone like to guess how big and how low Hoda's nasty meat curtains hang down? Would anyone like to guess how many jellybeans would fit up Hoda's asshole?

Anonymous said...

All this talk about Hoda and Kathie Lee? I'd fuck the hell out of Andie MacDowall. She's still hot.

Anonymous said...

Hoda wants you to come chow on her asshole. Hoda wants you to lap her meat curtains. Would you like to munch Hoda's bunghole?

Anonymous said...

Are there any volunteers to munch Hoda's asshole? Anyone? Anyone out there want to spread those cheeks and lick her asshole like a cat on a bowl of milk?

Darkseid said...

I'D give BOTH of these bitches lengthy rimjobs.

Anonymous said...

There's always one out there. As I read these posts I thought for sure no one would offer to lick Hoda's bunghole but there it was.

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