Friday, January 16, 2009

How to Love Like a Hot Chick on NBC's Today Show

From the vaunted 4th hour of yesterday's Today Show on NBC, Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford host a pair of hotties in Jodi Lipper and Cerina Vincent, whose new book is "How to Love Like a Hot Chick." Do y'all think KLG knows how to love it like a hot chick??

Um, I'll take both please...
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Screencaps courtesy of shadow at the Reporter Caps forum.

Here are some of the steps, via Huffington Post:

The point of this book is to help all women, whether they are single, dating or in a relationship, laugh their way towards becoming the sexiest and most confident versions of themselves.

Step 1: Read How to Love Like a Hot Chick
Step 2: Boost Your Sexy Confidence
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Step 3: Get What You Want

The next step to loving like a Hot Chick is to figure out what you want and do everything you can to get it. Since we always want to be ready to get some kisses, we prepare ourselves with Boot-y Parlor's Kissaholic Kissing Kit. This revolutionary kit leaves our lips plump and kissable and gives us sweet, fresh breath that helps us feel confident even in the face of an unexpected make-out moment. Our favorite shade is "Swoon," but all three leave us ready to do exactly that!

Step 4: Get Hot and Steamy and Stay Safe

Remember, Hot Chicks never apologize for their appetites, and that includes their desires for food, chocolate, and (of course) sex! But Hot Chicks also must play it safe, so we are always equipped with The Petite Intimacy LoveKit. This sexy and discreet kit has everything we need to get hot and steamy with our special someone, and it will make your man will feel oh so lucky to be oh so intimate with a passionate, prepared Hot Chick like you!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll bet that Kathie Lee Gifford already knows how to suck and lick a man's cock and balls like no other woman on the planet. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she were passing on all of her cock sucking secrets to Hoda Kotb to use on her hot dates. They were both all giggles when they were looking through the "New Joy of Sex" book while interviewing the author. I'll bet they were both looking a a picture of a woman with a man's cock in her mouth and getting all hot and horny together.

Anonymous said...

shouldn't the book be called "how to love like an average chick."? Those women look like low-payed streetwalkers. not hot at all!

DeflowererofLiberalWomen said...

The verdict is IN: ALL FOUR (Kotb, Lee Gifford and the two guests) ARE ALL CHEAP, TRASHY, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING WHORES with extreme low self-esteem issues! This is my highly qualified opinion as someone who is a great reader of character and personality. First of all, because the network they're on (NBC) is a treasonous, Obama ass-kissing network of socialism, it's no wonder that what they're espousing on said segment is something totally depraved, such as this book of theirs which actually encourages women to be needy and desperate to "get some" from men before they gain even a shred of self-confidence. FNC would espouse a book that would actually BUILD the self-esteem of women by emphasizing their personality or brain, not their libido! But what can you expect from a socially liberal network in NBC?!

My outrage against these four sluts is sooooo through-the-roof that I bet all men (unless you're gay, or something) reading this will concur with me! Furthermore, because of my outrage, I feel like penalizing these four women with rough sex because they dress like sluts, hawk a book that encourages women to be sluts, and talk like sluts. So...logically as a man, I'm going to treat them as sluts.

I bet all men reading this (unless they're fags, of course), feel compelled to proceed this way with these four:

First, barge in on their interview and start fondling all four of them; it doesn't matter where or how (ass, tits, etc.) or whether individually or simultaneously. Two, once you have a boner from all the non-stop, aggressive fondling, pull out your dick and insert it into the mouths of all four women who will, by then, be on their knees in a begging fashion, just waiting to service you. Three, aggressively insert penis from one mouth to the next in rapid succession, taking care to simultaneously hold the backs of their heads against your cock to ensure a suck-and-tug motion. Four, make one woman suck your testicles while another still continues fellating your cock; the other two will be made to aggressively french-kiss and fondle each other's tits just off to the side, so you can be visually stimulated, too. Five, just before ejaculating, pull out of the woman's mouth and make sure to ejaculate on the HAIR of all FOUR OF THEM; this will be your contribution to sadomasochism as it will take a while for them to get your cum out of their long hair.

See, how dirty and perverted that was, but that was the fantasy that I'm betting these four liberal sluts compel men to think about! Ewwwwwww!

Anonymous said...

You are such a fucking faggot, go jump off the roof you fucking plague! We don't need stupid fucks like you in this world or on this blog. If you're so conservative then why the fuck do you always link your posts with a "liberal" site. I am seriously done with this site, if this fag keeps posting his ridiculous comments.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind seeing all four of those women in a naked, sweating, oiled-up pile of writhing female flesh. I'll bet good old Kathie Lee could make all three of those other women cum like screaming banshees and then go home and fuck Frank's brains out for hours. I'd love to empty a tube of KY jelly into Kathie Lee's ass and then proceed to stick my cock up her ass and fuck her for hours.

Anonymous said...

Those two young beauties can swallow my loads anytime, the two old has beens can get lost.

Anonymous said...

Jodi Lipper and Cerina Vincent are definitely two hot women! They look really sexy in these pictures in dark low cut dresses, black skirt, hose, and boots. I love their long beautiful dark hair and big breasts.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, give those two bitches some dough and they'll do anybody.

Anonymous said...

Cerina Vincent was on Gary Unmarried this week, and she looked amazing. She looked impossibly hot.

Anonymous said...

Hoda and kathie Lee are now together on Facebook and they already have over 13,000 friends signed up. Hoda said she wanted to keep all of the post decent, while Kathie Lee said with a nauhty, sexy smile on her face to send all of the nasty (as in raunchy?) ones to her.

Anonymous said...

In my opinion, Kathie Lee Gifford could teach all three of those women a thing or two about sex. I'd love to hear some of Kathie Lee and Hoda's conversations when they are off the air. I wonder if they tell each other about their hot and sticky sexual adventures on the weekend.

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