Thursday, June 12, 2008

What's My Name?? Le Contessa

Just when I was about to give Contessa Brewer the benefit of the doubt, she goes and fumbles her own name live on-air. You'd think that after living with the same name for 30 some odd years, it would be automatic. NOT! Commentors, go crazy...



Whole lotta Tessa,
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Screencaps courtesy of fitz207 at the Wide World of Women forum clip via ICN.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dumb Cunt. But Contessa is still extremely fuckable.

Anonymous said...

Don't care if she is dumb or not, she is so beautiful and loves sex so much that nothing else matters. Her ability to suck a cock and perform deep throat is all that matters.

Anonymous said...

That dress she is wearing is so not sexy. I would expect someone a nerd news woman to wear something so orginary.

Anonymous said...

You can't tell from this picture but that dress is slit up the front
and she looks great in this tight skirt. She is one sexy as hell woman and to fuck her is pure joy.
Of course her mouth is her best feature, for she uses it with real "Gusto" !

Anonymous said...

Where is Mark Mance (a.k.a. Rattler)? I would love to hear from him in these comment sections.

Anonymous said...

please tell us more about Contessa's oral abilities!

Anonymous said...

Contessa loves to suck cock, she is a real expert at deep throat and can take it all the way down .She loves to ram it all the way and hold it there. She really knows what she is doing and She loves sperm in her mouth,all over her face, and best of all she loves to swallow. I knew her from when she worked in Milwaukee and when she worked here she was constantly sucking especially anytime she wanted something. God, just look at that beautiful face, wouldn't you like to have that beautiful mouth doing you ? It is impossible to say no when she is willing to suck you off if you'll do what she wants.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she mispronounced her own name because she still had some of Lester Holt's splooge in her mouth, hard to get that one last swallow down before the telepromp-ter scrolled her own name...

Anonymous said...

Contessa likes " Big" cocks and her preference is Big Black Cocks.
That started her problems in Milwaukee and followed her to New York. She had no objections to doing more than one guy at a time. Of course now that she is married she might have changed, but knowing the way she was I really doubt it.

Anonymous said...

^ Does Al Roker know this???

Anonymous said...

There is nothing wrong with a lady willing to suck cock to get ahead. This is a rough world and she likes doing it and is apparently good at it when most women are horrible at giving head.

She could dress sexier like those ladies on fox business channel.

Anonymous said...

Contessa has a rather large behind and wide hips so trys to dress to conceal it. She trys to stand sideways to conceal it. Mainly she wants to show off her beautful face for she knows that is her best feature. Her willingness to suck and her amazing ability at deep throating are what got her this job and has kept her anchor position. Believe me, this woman really knows how to suck cock and please a man.

Anonymous said...

Huge hips, big a$$, dumb as a box of wrenches...

Anonymous said...

Might be dumb but she knew how to get her job and as long as she visit's Steve once in a while she will keep it. I know one thing, I sure miss those sweet sweet lips.

Anonymous said...

This might be off topic but...what can you tell me about Alex Witt?
Does she suck cock?

Anonymous said...

Alex is a "Hot" mama and yes she sucks cock, but she doesn't do it as enthusiastic as Contessa. Alex is going with a guy in his twenties and this is surprising as Alex is rather on the Heavy side. So you can assume from this that she must take real good care of him.

Anonymous said...

Even Forest Gump has the ability to pronounce his own name. A cockroach probably has a higher IQ than Contessa and most likely she would be totally SOL if the TelePrompTer went dead. To keep a job all this time she must have a pussy that is loser than a hooker who has been on the streets for 20 years.

Anonymous said...

One thing people forget is Brewer is not her last name anymore, she only uses it when she is working. Can you imagine the problem this would cause, always trying to make sure you don't say your last name. However I do agree, she isn't very smart, but who cares with the way she looks ? Also, you are just mad because you know you'll never get to Fuck her or have her suck your cock.

Anonymous said...

Most guys who are players have fucked women who are on Contessa's level or better. Contessa is not all that. She has wide hips, her voice is not as smooth and she is flat chested. I have definitly had my cock sucked by hotter women.

Everyone is just noting that Contessa really doesn't deserve to be a national news anchor because she is a arrogant dumbo.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you have been so lucky, not all men are this fortunate. Personally I prefer Contessa, even though she is flat chested, she sure knows how to deep throat. I really find it hard to believe there are very many women out there who can do it with the joy she shows, and the willingness to swallow. I'll also agree that she is not good enough to be an anchor working where she does and the only way she keeps her position is by going on her knees whenever necessary. She is not at all particular who she sucks off.

Anonymous said...

She doesn't really dress hot either.

I agree with everything that there is nothing wrong with her giving head. I have seen plenty of women do it to manipulate men and get a head. She obviously enjoys it and has fun doing it like several of the women out there.

Anonymous said...

You can call Contessa a dumbo but have you watched Mitchell ? This woman has no business being an anchor yet everyone acts like she is the gratest. She can't read one line without stumbling over every other word.

Anonymous said...

I tuned in I think on this day and she drank a coke bottle. She did it in a sexy way. Well, like she is aware that she gives good head when most women are terrible about it. Contessa looked cute doing it.

Anonymous said...

Yes she did a cute thing with that bottle, she might be sorta dumb, but not when it comes to sex.
She definitely knows how to turn on a man. She did a bit a couple years ago eating Easter candy and that was really Sexy.

Anonymous said...

I watch her every day, just knowing how much she likes to suck cock, what an expert she is at taking it all the way down to the nuts, and how she always swallows,
always makes me wish she was on her knees in front of me with that mouth open waiting to fullfill my wildest dreams.

Anonymous said...

suck suck suck what about does he like it in the ASS now thats the question and she does have a funny name and maybe she had a BUTTPLUG in her and it was vibrating so
she forgot what her name was bbbbzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

Oh yes I would love to do it up her ass and then have her turn around and use that beautiful mouth to finish me off. With her having lived in another country and all over the states you can bet she knows how to get real nasty.

Anonymous said...

Contessa is one hell of a woman, so beautiful and with a mouth that really knows what to do. I would love to fill it with my cum and watch her swallow all of it and beg for more. You can just bet this woman gets fucked every day.

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